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It is hereby certified that in January 1997, Tobi discovered nothing and realized that he is nobody.
He now understands that there is nothing to understand because nobody understands nothing. Consequently, he learned that his search for the truth was a big joke, and that he was the butt of the joke.
After his search ended, he discovered that who he thought he was, was not who he was, and that who he is, is simply what is.
He is now free to enjoy being what he is, even though he doesn't know what that is. He is free because no matter what he does he will always be doing exactly what he has to be doing, which is what he was already doing before he discovered that that was what he was doing.
Tobi now knows that every person he meets - including every homeless bum, criminal, alcoholic, drug addict, and otherwise disreputable person - is himself.
He therefore must never speak ill of anyone because he will be spreading rumors about himself.
In the same way, he can never be proud of anything he does because he is not the one who does anything. Because he now knows that time and space are imaginary, he knows that he is always here and now, wherever that is.
Henceforth he will never forget that who he is is beyond name and form and that his past personhood was a product of imagination. Now, he will always treat other people as himself, because he knows that they are himself.
Tobi now knows the secret of all secrets - that there is no secret. Everything is lying open and in plain sight.
He can now relax and have a good laugh at having found something that was never lost.
He is hereby declared to be an official member of the
Brotherhood/Sisterhood/Ithood of Sacred Emptiness.
Having finally seen the Big Picture, he now knows that all the little pictures are imaginary - and that the Big Picture is also imaginary. He has discovered that he and God are one and that God has an enormous sense of humor.
He is therefore authorized to talk incessantly about what he has discovered, understanding that when he has finished saying everything he can think of to say, he will have said absolutely nothing to nobody, and nobody will understand what he's talking about anyway.
President and only member of the
Club of Cosmic Consciousness
(He is the only member of the club, because there is only One available to be a member. Anyone else could be president if there was anyone else, but despite searching high and low, nobody has ever found anyone else.)
ja, das habe ich mir gedacht. und jetzt ist er in indien und kommt erst zurück, wenn die studie schon ausläuft. na toll ;-) danke dir auf jeden fall. by the way, kennst du ein set gegen ängste wo man im stehen mit durchgestreckten beinen kamelritt macht? und wenn ja, in welchem buch ist das?
Hey Mr. Tobi Singh, machst du auch bei meiner Studie mit? Und kannst du mir deine und Alis email Adresse geben? Ich wollte für die Studie eine Info-mail schreiben, die man dann weiterleiten kann. Meine Zielgruppe sollen hauptsächlich Kundalini Yogalehrer sein.....:-)